About the Author
Frank Turrentine was born in Dallas, Texas in September 1963. His friends often refer to him being the “baby on the grassy knoll”. The truth is actually much more interesting, but he is not at liberty to discuss it. He is a son of Texas and of the south. He has never been to Oklahoma for anything but a cockfight. The author is or has been a crust punk, permaculturist, a cockfighter, lover of low-cost whiskey, a stoner, redneck, queer, gardener (that being the greatest subversive act of modern times), a reader, writer, lover, a convict, and a one-time aspiring Baptist preacher. He would have been a great preacher, but a lousy pastor. He now lives on the western slope in Colorado where the only thing that pulls out is a sofa. He is the current President of the He-Man Woman Haters Club in Hotchkiss, Colorado, and he is a boon to his community and a friend to all.
*pictured here at a Peruvian restaurant in Montreal where he, like various members of some of his favorite bands, is no longer legally allowed to visit.
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