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NSFW Variety Podcast
Listen to Mugtoe’s unfiltered readings and stories. Some episodes deliver raw, creative energy and original counterculture content. Others are like watching him pick his nose and kick a head of lettuce around the floor.
Happy is he who far from business cares,
Even as the oldest race of men,
Tills with his own oxen his patrimonial fields,
Freed from every debt…
How sweet it is to lie under the ancient ilex tree,
Or on the matted grass,
While the stream flows on between high banks,
And the woodland birds sing,
And springs with leaping waters splash,
Inviting to soft sleep!
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Access a searchable archive of audio, stories, and creative works. Dive into a growing collection of past episodes and rare finds. Mostly though, it’s just old episodes and whatever I feel like posting up in here.
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Unfiltered Mugtoe
The late Dr. Popeye-X wrote:
To me, Mugteaux is an old-time, yarn-spinnin’ kinda guy, like Davy Crockett. He talks funny, with a Dallas accent. He really does dress like Junior Samples in real life. He’s like the Gay Huck Finn, slowly transforming into The Glue-Huffing Wilford Brimley, all while trapped in the body of a perverted Will Rodgers on smack. The toxic waste mutation from a wicked Rod McKuen gene, run amok in a lab, currently at large….
MO: always says the same excuse when busted for dope: “but Officer, its just the mer’est samplin’… “
also known to claim repeatedly: “its strictly for medicinal purposes…”
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